- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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