- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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