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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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