"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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