Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

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