nolan is gay

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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