whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What's up? Your time.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why? Because.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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ur gey

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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