Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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hey guys im gay

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Why so serious ?

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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