- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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