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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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