A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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I C U P White stuff

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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