- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Sarah Palin.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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