My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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