What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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