- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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