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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

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