- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

rent a cops

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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