Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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