- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Wait! hundred billions!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

KILL WHITEY

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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