What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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