Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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