What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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