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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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