- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Hail Hitler

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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