- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

How about that airline food?

A man goes to the potty.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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