- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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