What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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