Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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