ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

TOP KEK

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops