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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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