- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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