I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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