What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

it was all Tagart

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why? Why not?

Knock Knock Who's there

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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