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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

I like poop in my butt

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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