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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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it was all Tagart

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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autistic kids rock

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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