A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Everybody will die

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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