- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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