- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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