- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Sam Hengal.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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