What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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