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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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