- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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