- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's blue? The sky.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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