A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A black person dies.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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