Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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How old are you? 7

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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