- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A dog was barking at a tree

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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