- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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