if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

A baby seal walks in to a club

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

why did the chicken cross the road

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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