Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Black people are innocent.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Potato salad

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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An antijoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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