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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

why did the chicken cross the road

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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