Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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son, you're adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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mitt romney

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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