- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Well, this is fun.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Asians...

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Turtles

A man walks into a bar.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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