what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Rob Bell

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Netball.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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