If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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son, you're adopted.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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...Jack Vale

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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