- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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does this look unsure to you?

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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