Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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