Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Women's rights

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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johann grayson being liked

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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