Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Ruller

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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pubic lice.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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apple pie.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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