Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Womens Sports

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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I like jokes.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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