- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Winking at old people

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

So this blonde walks into a library.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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