Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Black people are innocent.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Scott

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NEVER

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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