How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Black Poeple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Military intelligence.

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Jess Burns

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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