WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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hahaha

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Anti Joke

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