What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Global Warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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