A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Hitler

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Winking at old people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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