How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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I like jokes.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Hello world

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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I love you very much.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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1+1= 69

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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