- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

I love you very much.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

62

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

Carlton

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

the cow goes moo

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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