HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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William Raines.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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