Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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penis

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A scottish man having fun

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Global Warming.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What is a dog? Bark

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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poop.........

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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