GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Women's rights

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knock knock go away

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Laura Pratz..

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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