Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Yellow People !!

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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