- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Pianos.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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