What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

autistic kids rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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