Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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