Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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