- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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