what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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