- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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