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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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