Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Where's my baby??

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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