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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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