- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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