Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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