Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Indians

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A man was shot. He died.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Boob

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Anti Joke

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