- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

hey guys im gay

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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