- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

i'm hard

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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