Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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