- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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