- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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