There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What hurts like hell? HELL

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Katy Perry

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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